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Who took my apples?!

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13Posts
29Age5'10Height
Who

Took

My

Apples?!  :Usupermad:

@open
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
Apples!? What the fuck?

Who the HELL is this?


@Aliard Gaufrett
13Posts
29Age5'10Height
This is the person who will stop at nothing to track you down and destroy you

If you are the apple thief
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
Listen here you little fucker!

I didn't take any god damn apples, but if you wanna throw down I'll be more than happy to beat your ass!
13Posts
29Age5'10Height
You sound suspiciously defensive

APPLE THIEF
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
Suspiciously defensive!? APPLE THIEF!?!?!?

That's it!! You're FUCKING DEAD!

Where the hell are you? You won't have to worry about those damn apples cuz I'm gonna fly by and give you a four-coarse ass whooping for absolutely free!!

How does that sound?
13Posts
29Age5'10Height
SO

You are challenging me
The great Aliard Gaufrett
To a duel?

Although you sound rather crass to be a proper gentleman so perhaps you don't know how to duel
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
A Duel? Don't make me laugh! This is gonna be more like a beat down you little shit. "The great Aliard Gaufrett" my ass. You are nothing!

Don't get sassy with me. I'll fuck your shit up!!

You're gonna regret messaging me.

Bitch.
13Posts
29Age5'10Height
Have you considered getting counseling for this anger management issue you seem to have, madam?
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
I don't need counseling, you're just fucking infuriating!

Let's settle this face to face, man to man, and I'll show you a FUCKING MADAM!!
13Posts
29Age5'10Height
Oh I could never brutally attack a woman
No matter how lowly her station in life

After all, I am a gentleman. Aliard Gaufrett is no savage!
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
What!? WHAT!???

 I. AM. NOT. A. DAMN. WOMAN!!

Get out of here with that gentleman bullshit. I don't wanna hear it!

When I get my hands on you fuck boy you're gonna be sorry.




13Posts
29Age5'10Height
I'm sorry but I cannot duel a woman.
If you desire satisfaction for... whatever perceived slight you believe you've received

Perhaps you can ask the assistance of a man to duel on your behalf? I believe this would be a satisfactory arrangement for both parties.
The Hopless Chicken
8Posts
30Age6' 0"Height
I am about to arrange to have this boot up your ass!

I am a man!!

FIGHT ME YOU COWARD!!!!

13Posts
29Age5'10Height
Hmm... if you say so, but you don’t sound like a man...

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