Well then you shouldn’t be so cute, should you? 

cute?!

Uhh
Yeah?

Yeah well, I was just born this way.

I mean yeah
Unless you had surgery done, you were born that way

Where would I even get surgery done? Do I look rich to you?

Clearly not

...so you’re annoyed I called you
Naturally cute?

I prefer being "cool" to "cute."
Cute's for little kids.

Haha that sounds like something a kid would say

There’s nothing wrong with being cute if an adult calls you cute
If a kid calls you cute, then you’re fucked

Most people are put off by the eye, tbh.
Cute's not the first thing they're thinking.

Eh people are put off by these piercings too tbh
I had one guy tell me to take them ALL out before he’d agree to fuck and I was like... wtf

It’s just people being dumb sheep, thinking everything’s gotta be perfect
Your eye doesn’t take anything away from all that natural cuteness, trust me

Why do the piercings matter? Like they're gonna get in the way of fucking...?
And thanks, I guess?

Iunno people are weird, I tell you

You’re welcome
I know you’re really touched right now
So I won’t embarrass you any more than I have to ;)

Don't take it too far, ffs.

How is that taking it too far?

You know people are weird, that wasn’t a huge statement

*doing that on purpose*