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"Hey skinny.

You've been Burned~“

 Gross.
Get that shit off my quire you perv.  

 Are you not
Amused?

🤨

 Amused isn’t the word for it
Nah

 You’re right. It’s more like
Incredibly aroused by all this sexy

106 seconds to save your data btw
Then I’m taking all of it
All those nudez you got on there are mine

 As if I'm stupid enough to have nudes on this thing.

 Huh
Good point

Brb
Looking into your other devices

 Good fucking luck.

I don't take nudes, dumb ass.

Anybody in my line of business would know it's a security risk.
Go watch my brother shower or something.

 Omfg that’s so boring
Where my spicy nudes at?!

Also
Rory’s in a conjugal~ visit~ pod~ with your buddy Jax rn

I know you really wanted to know that btw so
You’re welcome bud

I’ll patch you into the security cam in there, onnnne sec

 FECK NO

DO NOT DO THAT

 *Does it anyway in super hi-def 90000p HD*

Hoooooo... damn, that is some freaky shit!
Hey I didn’t know your bro has a birth mark on his ass...

 *BARFS*

 Hey are you watching?
You know I’m risking my job to do this for you right?

 HELL NO

 Oh hold on maybe it'll help if I...

*PUTS THE SOUND ON AT MAX VOLUME